A young blonde bride calls her mother
A young blonde bride calls her mother, sobbing uncontrollably. “Mom, Robert doesn’t appreciate anything I do for him!” Her mother tries to soothe her. “Now, sweetheart, I’m…
A woman comes home beaming…
A woman comes home beaming and tells her husband, “Guess what? Those headaches I’ve had for years? Gone!” Her husband, surprised, asks, “No more headaches? What happened?”…
A guy moves into a new apartment
A guy moves into a new apartment in New York and heads to the lobby to put his name on the mailbox. As he’s doing so, a…
A guy comes home late one night
A guy comes home late one night, and his wife is waiting for him at the door, arms crossed. “Where the hell have you been?” she demands. “I…
Why do we have to
Why do we have to “put in our two cents”… but only get “a penny for our thoughts”?Who’s pocketing that extra penny? If you make it to…
Two women were playing a relaxed round of golf
Two women were playing a relaxed round of golf when one of them teed off—and gasped in horror as the ball flew straight toward a group of…
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe where the men all had manhoods measuring 24 inches. According to the show, when…
A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together
A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three highly successful children had all agreed to gather for a special Sunday dinner in their honor….
Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago
Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting…
Boy refuses to eat his broccoli
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli. “Eat your broccoli!” says the mother. “No!” the boy…