Three women were chatting about their love lives
Three women were chatting about their love lives. The first one said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce—smooth, luxurious, and oh-so-sophisticated.” The second one smirked. “Well, mine…
Four buddies went on a deer hunting trip
Four buddies went on a deer hunting trip and had to bunk two to a room. The problem? Nobody wanted to share a room with Daryl—his snoring…
When Bill turned 65
When Bill turned 65, he decided it was time to retire and enjoy life. But after just a few months of him being home all the time,…
An elderly couple is in bed
An elderly couple is in bed. After a few minutes of silence, the old man lets out a fart and says, “Seven points.” His wife turns to…
A happily married couple had only one major issue
A happily married couple had only one major issue in their relationship: the husband’s morning routine of farting like a foghorn. Every day, his wife would wake…
A family is driving along on holiday
A family is driving along on holiday when a frog suddenly hops onto the road. The husband, who’s behind the wheel, slams on the brakes just in…
Be careful what you ask retired people
Yesterday, I was at my local TSC store buying a big bag of food for my loyal livestock guard dog. I was checking out when a woman…
An elderly man lay on his deathbed
An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse. With a deep breath, he began speaking: “Bill, you get the…
A man was walking down the street
A man was walking down the street when a scruffy-looking homeless guy asked him for a couple of bucks for dinner. The man pulled out his wallet…
A blind man accidentally wanders into a Ladies’ Bar
A blind man accidentally wanders into a Ladies’ Bar and finds his way to a stool. He orders a drink and enjoys the atmosphere for a bit….