The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls”

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls”. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As…

A commercial airline pilot finally ties the knot

A commercial airline pilot finally ties the knot with his longtime girlfriend—a sharp, no-nonsense air traffic controller known for keeping cool under pressure. On their honeymoon, he…

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years…

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from…

BREAKING: A new store that sells husbands has opened!

BREAKING: A new store that sells husbands has opened! Women can choose a husband from six floors—each floor gets better, but there’s a catch: once you go…

A woman was waiting to board a bus

A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg high enough to step onto the first…

Mike and Maureen land on Mars 

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all…

A farmer was sitting at the local bar

A farmer was sitting at the local bar, nursing a drink and looking glum. A curious man walked in, saw him, and asked, “Why are you sitting…

A man and a woman were stuck in a tiny sleeping cabin

A man and a woman, both married but strangers to each other, were stuck in a tiny sleeping cabin on a transcontinental train. At first, they felt…

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God. God asks the German Shepherd, “What do you believe in?” The dog replies,…

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…